Blogs Blogs and more blogs, there are so many out there i even found one for Halloween costumes. I have a filling good blogs are hard to find. Personally I just cant wait till i get paid so that i can get my phone back on.
Blogging from my phone....hummmmm
Speaking of pay day {witch is 20 hours} its about time and my check better be fat. I just started this new job and my first pay check was only for 2 hours witch was basically orientation. So I had to struggle and strive for another 2 weeks, bumming cigarettes and driving only to work and back for the sake of gas.
Matter fact my pockets got so tight i actually considered armed robbery{lol} I had it all planed out see...
Id walk in some gas station or any store that looked like a good mark, right. Right, so anyways id walk in, black mask and gloves and id shove a gun in the clerks face, telling him some stupid shit like, Give me the money and/or Give me the fuckin money.. See id cuss at him for dramatic effect, I learned that from the movies {menace to society}lol
So anyways after the clerk bagged my money faster than hes ever done anything in his life, id run out to my car,{well truck} and id drive the fuck off.
Now I know a robbery would probably be a little more complicated than that but maybe not.
Thank God I finally found a job.
Funny thing is I wouldn't of even had the money to begin with to buy a gun to use at the robbery. It would of been me with my hand under my shirt, demonstrating the acting skills i learned at the community college.
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i love your sense of humor. you're the only blog that's actually good. i hate the advertising ones and like tv ones...where it's all personal opinion...there's no story. you're definately and interesting person....i must be annoying commenting on all your posts.... lol? (:
ReplyDelete=D thank you, i was starting to think no one read any of my post, and whats up with all these lame ass bloggs. I mean theres hundreds of them. If its not some diet or recipe site its mr and mrs Jones{who only post twice a month if that} with 50 photos of there bald headed baby O_o{wtf} lol
ReplyDeleteLuckly your was one of the first ive found, atleast uve got humor, drama and substance and update often. Matter fact if not for your blogg my opinion on blogging would be all propaganda, and I wouldnt of figured out so quickly were to start.
;p Keep it up. PEACE.
Smoking mirror? I thought we were rid of that ;P
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ReplyDeleteaww well thanx! tehee i like your blog tehee seriously ik what you mean. it's like no one knows how to even write a blog and it's all pictures...where's the fucking substance and humor in these people. so hey man! thanx for reading my blog ;)
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