Armed Robbery

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Blogging from my phone....hummmmm

Speaking of pay day {witch is 20 hours} its about time and my check better be fat. I just started this new job and my first pay check was only for 2 hours witch was basically orientation. So I had to struggle and strive for another 2 weeks, bumming cigarettes and driving only to work and back for the sake of gas.
Matter fact my pockets got so tight i actually considered armed robbery{lol} I had it all planed out see...

Id walk in some gas station or any store that looked like a good mark, right. Right, so anyways id walk in, black mask and gloves and id shove a gun in the clerks face, telling him some stupid shit like, Give me the money and/or Give me the fuckin money.. See id cuss at him for dramatic effect, I learned that from the movies {menace to society}lol

So anyways after the clerk bagged my money faster than hes ever done anything in his life, id run out to my car,{well truck} and id drive the fuck off.
Now I know a robbery would probably be a little more complicated than that but maybe not.
Thank God I finally found a job.
Funny thing is I wouldn't of even had the money to begin with to buy a gun to use at the robbery. It would of been me with my hand under my shirt, demonstrating the acting skills i learned at the community college.