Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Jesus, Sex and ah game of Chess


So tonight while i was at work this huge jesus statue witch has been a land mark in ohio for 6 years burned to the ground. Cause being lightning.
Funny right,, the whole time I thought the damn thing was made of concrete when really it was made of plastic foam and fiber glass. lol Thall shall not make no graven images. ;p
The really funny part though is that I watched this news clip on it online and this lady who went to the church was hysterical thinking that there had to be some divine reason behind it. Cry and saying "theres something not right" as if Jesus was mad with the church or what not.
Personally I find that all organized religion has its comical peaks.
This meaning I really find this incident to be a matter of chance.

Anyways Im starting to fill my sex drive revitalize, meaning its almost time to play the game again. After my last relationship I was drained and honestly lost much interest in sex, {0_o Ah man not wanting sex, HOW COULD THIS BE}
Yes ive asked my self the same question and honestly in my last relationship I had so much sex that it must have drained my libido. Honestly you could paint your whole house with all the seamen Ive lost from january to april. {Right!} *rolls eyes*
I think my balls dried up for ah minute there. That might be how Tom Green got testicular cancer. To much celebrity sex.
Though If I could find a women that I wouldnt get tired of and/or ah women that doesnt tire of me, id be in good shape. {shiiiit, what are the chances of that!}

I find love to be a complicated game of chess that all boils down to-----:If your not my best friend after the infatuation fades then its time to keep looking:-----cause in the end every body wants a soul mate and a soul mate cant be all about sex and attraction. It has to be spiritual,,,,
Me my self though , Im like the lone wolf, but even the lone wolf needs pussy from time to time or everyday//Witch ever you prefer.

Any ways thats my time.

1 comment:

  1. lol the jesus statue thing is hysterical. i go to a catholic school and there's a jesus statue in B stairwell and i say hey to it whenever i pass him. i mean come on' he needs a lil love haha but religion isn't a big part of my life... like i believe in God and Hell just not Heaven or anything.... i feel like God hates all of us or w/e and makes us want to feel bad on purpose so he uses karma against us... the sex thing made me laugh haha my ex and i were like that but it got boring after a while. ttyl (: i'm trying to find out where to find a C-box thnx man. good luck on ur sex-soul-mate-seard ;)

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